But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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