Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
They have beer where we have blood.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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