East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
being pregnant is like rehab
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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