So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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