my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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