we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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