So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
its liver damage thursday
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
