i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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