office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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