Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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