I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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