I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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