Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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