what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just tell him i said nine months
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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