I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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