Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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