i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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