You're my little dorito
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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