I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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