Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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