you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
it's great music for shaving your balls
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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