I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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