I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
