I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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