Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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