I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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