Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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