yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I only lived at night.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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