The maid of honor just puked.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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