If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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