There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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