How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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