It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Randomize
