entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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