i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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