Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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