Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
my being single is dangerous.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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