i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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