OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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