Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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