Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
