I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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