Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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