i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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