Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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