Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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