Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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