wake up i wanna do it froggy style
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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