So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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