I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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