We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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