i jhust puked up my retainher.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
