your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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