Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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