Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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