You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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