so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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