she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I just found puke in my bra..
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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