Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Randomize
